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RILEY SURVIVES CHINA

Or Riley Dies in China

An Ongoing Journal Describing My Trials and Tribulations in an Unknown World

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Despite only getting 6 1/2 hours of sleep last night, I woke up feeling well rested. It was a bright and sunny day, and I was ready to...

Cracking

When I woke up this morning, it was 6:00 am and all of my sheets were wrapped around me like a ball. I think my mattress is bigger than...

Cleaning Day

Why is it impossible to have two good days in a row? I should have known as soon as soon as I get caught up to real time that today was...

Back to the Present

That's right, bitches! I did it. We are caught up and back in real time. I apologize for all of those technical difficulties, but...

Woundplaster

I have a large mole on the right side of my neck that protrudes. While shaving this morning, I cut it very badly. I didn't notice until I...

Lovever

That night and into the next morning, I get back into my blog/ciggy/stupid comedians in stupid cars getting stupid coffee grind. I'm too...

Hot Pot

"Do you want to eat something?" Josie asks. "Sure." We walk over to some city rental bikes and try to check them out. Josie tells me it...

Stone Soldiers

"Do you want to do anything else while we are in Nanjing?" Josie asked. "Oh, I don't know. I haven't planned anything yet." "Do you want...

A Hospital in Nanjing

Josie picks me up at 7:00 in the morning to take me to get a physical at a hospital in Nanjing. (It's part of the process for my...

Desperate for Real Time

I wake up early and keep working on my blog, desperate to catch up to real time in my blog. But I soon lose my passion and start binging...

A nothing day

I don't remember what happend on this day anymore. Because I'm no longer writing in real time, all of these events from the week blur...

Back Slaughters Riley

I eat another pear as I walk to work. I'm so sick of these fucking pears. They taste fine and I appreciate them because I'm poor so I...

The Autumn Moon Festival

I don't have work today because today is the autumn moon festival. I text Josie, Peter and Anne, asking all of them what I should do for...

The Bank, Fish Snacks, and Netflix

As much as I liked the coconut ice cream, there are a few drawbacks. The next morning, my shit is pitch black. When I flush my toilet, it...

Living Like a King

The next morning when I awoke, after masturbating for another hour or two, I began to wrok on my blog again. This is when I wrote my...

An Apartment in Nanjing: Back fights Riley

"It's always calmest before the storm." - someone much smarter than me (maybe Shakespeare? He was smart, that sounds like something he'd...

Anne and the Mall

As I approached the mall, two 15 year old girls began to circle around me on their bikes. "Hello," one of them said as they circled me....

A Trip to the Mall

I was still on Cloud 9 from my little excursion with Peter and wanted to keep rocking that feeling so, after running up stairs to take a...

Peter, The Lake, and The Old Pagoda

As we were leaving Old Gaochun Street, Peter asked me, "What are you doing now?" "I've got no plans. If you have other stuff you want to...

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